Untapped Markets

In a parallel universe, times are tough, and retail sales are down.  So manufacturers have come up with some innovative, elegant products that simplify and improve life.  In an exclusive with the Post, we bring you just a few examples of what’s available in this alternative reality. A thermometer that stays under the tongue. As…

On Appliances and Alienation

There was a small misunderstanding a few weeks ago between me and my laptop.  Part of it, I admit, was my fault.  I somehow misread the message “AOL 9.5 Connected, Signed-On” as “Please spill hot Darjeeling all over the keyboard.” Anyway, my computer got into a snit, one thing led to another, and then it…

Migraines Aren’t All Roses

There are the “haves” and the “have nots” in this world, and since I have migraines, I am inevitably going to inspire jealousy in some, however discreet and gracious I am about my elite status.  Look, I understand; everyone wants in.  It’s human nature. Friends who are not members of this exclusive club try to…

Odd Catch Phrases

Keep it simple.  Let it begin with me.   Progress, not perfection.  Love, learn and grow.  Now these are mottoes that make for a better life. But not every catch phrase inspires.  Some make me wince, others crack me up, and lots leave me scratching my head. Teach Tolerance.  So gays and members of other minority…

Drug Store Annoyances

By phone, drug stores are amazing.  You can ask to talk to a pharmacist at nearly any hour and get quick, accurate information without going through a doctor—even if you didn’t purchase your prescription there. But trekking to the pharmacy in person?  Yikes. Why can’t I leave my prescription and come back later? Instead of…

On Sun Phobia

Want to raise eyebrows?  Try telling people you sunbathe. What with fear of skin cancer, the compromised ozone layer, and the premature wrinkling caused by too much exposure, sunbathing has fallen so far out of favor in the last few decades that you might as well admit you chain-smoke unfiltered Camels. I’m naturally pale, like…